Visual Buffoonery

Have I mentioned how many times lonelysandwich has made me spit my morning coffee all over my screen?

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Last night’s fortune

Three ways to take this advice:

1) When you see a person smiling, step on his face.

2) Don’t smile, because someone will step on your face.

3) There is no other way to take this horribly misguided fortune.

 

The end of an empire--a single, lucid paragraph that sums up Microsoft's decline

"How did all these billions of dollars slip through Ballmer's fingers? How did Microsoft find itself a leader in nothing and playing catchup on every front -- in MP3 players, on the cloud, in search? How did Amazon roll out S3 and not Microsoft? How did Google control the search market? How did Apple take over online music retailing and MP3 hardware? How did Microsoft let that market for smartphones get away from them? How is it that everything about Microsoft's business is backward looking? This is the real problem they have now. They're fighting wars that are already over. They're investing huge energy into defending things they already control, like Windows. As they do this, as they put so much effort into lost causes like search (Bing v. Google) they keep missing out on new things. So their problems just keep getting bigger and bigger, like a snowball rolling down a hill."

(via Fake Steve Jobs)

The Geography of Jobs

The last few frames are simply ridiculous, but I think what really jumped out at me was the Katrina Effect. Wow. (thanks, Flowing Data)

What Government Can Do--Wisdom from my intrinsically benevolent Brother-In-Law

What Government Can Do
With the Grain 10/5/09 4:27 PM Dave
The new Ken Burns documentary series is entitled The National Parks: America's Best Idea. After watching the first of the six-part series for free on pbs.org, it occurred to me that on the list of America's Best Ideas, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting also ought to rank pretty highly. Yes, it's like sixty years younger than the BBC. Yes, it's a convoluted system, where the public funds a private nonprofit corporation, which in turn funds individual local public television affiliates. Yes, it can be as much a political football as a public asset. But if taxpayer money is going to produce any television, it might as well be the best damn thing to air on TV since the West Wing. I know this isn't an airtight rationale for preserving the CPB, but let's all just take some time to savor the enjoyment of watching beautiful films about our public lands, funded (in part) by our public broadcast venture. It makes me feel good about my country, because, in the words of Sam Seaborn, "I think giving people a vision of government that's more than Social Security checks and debt reduction is good. I think government should be optimistic."

Incidental company

@ the kitchen club in soho. Great dumplings, great dinner.

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